Short But Funny

I was speaking on the phone to one of our best customers.  She orders corporate lunch at least 3 times a week and spends a considerable amount of money each time.
Customer:  We are not going to order from _________ (restaurant name deleted) anymore.  The food really wasn't that good.  We are going to order from _______.  Can you ask them to put less anger in the food?
Me:  Ummm, sure.
Me to restaurant:  This customer is new to you and would like to request no anger in her food.
Restaurant to me:  I can't make any promises but I will do my best.
Sometimes I have the best job in the world!

 This is how I picture they get angry into the food.  As always, inspired by but not as talented as Hyperbole and a Half